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100pcs Space Stickers Pack for Water Bottles, NASA Logo Astronaut Vinyl Sticker for Hydroflask Helmet Laptop Skateboard, Waterproof Decals Gifts for Kids Teens Boys Adults

A quick note before you start sticking things to your life

You know that moment when you buy something sensible and then realize you own far too many sensible things? This sticker pack is the exact remedy. It arrives like a small riot in a cardboard box: 100 little reasons to stop pretending your laptop is just a machine and start admitting it’s a personality. You’ll get NASA insignias, astronauts, planets, rockets, and those little aliens that look like they borrowed someone’s glass eye and ran with it.

What you get — and why it matters to you

This is a 100-piece set of vinyl stickers, each sized between 2 and 3.5 inches. That range is the sweet spot: big enough to be noticed, small enough to avoid overwhelming your Hydroflask or skateboard. The stickers are printed on premium PVC vinyl so you can stick them to almost anything — water bottles, helmets, laptops, suitcases, bikes, car bumpers (if you’re brave), scrapbooks, journals, and whatever else you happen to own that would benefit from a tiny astronaut pointing dramatically toward the cookie jar.

Why should you care about the material? Because these stickers are waterproof and sun-proof. They won’t fade into some sad, nostalgic pale like the sun-drained T-shirts you keep meaning to donate. They’ll look like they do on day one for a long time, so wherever you put them — school, work, gym, or that road trip you’ve told your mother about — they stay vivid.

Specs at a glance

How these stickers make your things better

You might think a sticker is just a sticker. Then you’ll put one on your water bottle and notice your colleagues treating it like a confidence badge. A Hydroflask with an astronaut looks less like a drink container and more like an announcement: You like things with thrust and tiny helmets. Your child will think you have finally acquired taste. Your teen will suddenly be less furious about you using their charger. People will smile. Some will ask questions you will enjoy answering — especially when you get to the part about the alien with the sideways grin.

These decals are durable. You can take them swimming, road tripping, or to that music festival where the only thing louder than the band is the glitter. They survive washing, the occasional tumble in a backpack, and the coffee spill that marks your desk like a tiny crater.

Creative ways you’ll use them (rules you can ignore)

• Personalize a Hydroflask so that your iced coffee is the only one in the office that looks like it belongs to a space pilot.
• Make your skateboard more aerodynamic in the spirit of interstellar travel (stickers do not, I repeat, increase speed).
• Patch up the scratch on your suitcase with a decal of an astronaut doing something heroic.
• Turn a plain notebook into a mission log for your grocery lists, which will somehow seem more urgent when written next to a tiny rocket.
• Hand them out as party favors at birthday parties or classroom events; children will treat these like currency.
• Use them as a bribe: “If you behave, you can have the astronaut who looks suspiciously like he’s planning to steal cookies.”

Perfect gift — for people who refuse normal

You’ll look thoughtful without doing much. That’s the magic of this pack. It’s a gift that says you thought about them, and also that you have a sense of humor. Buy it for:

• Kids who prefer the idea of space travel to reading their textbooks.
• Teens who want to make their laptop look less like a school-issued device and more like an artifact from their future.
• Adults who secretly keep a poster of the solar system on the inside of a closet.
• Anyone who has a Hydroflask but hasn’t yet committed to a personality.

Wrap it in a gift bag and watch their eyes go from polite to delighted as they realize they now have permission to be dramatic about water consumption.

Why these are better than the stickers you had in college

Remember the stickers you used to put on everything when you were younger? They peeled, they cracked, they retired to a shoebox labeled “nostalgia.” These vinyl stickers are engineered so your nostalgia doesn’t crumble. The vinyl PVC resists water, sunlight, and that special kind of neglect only a real adult can deliver. The colors stay bright. The edges don’t curl. You’ll be able to laugh about your sticker choices later without needing to explain why half your stuff is now dressed like a tiny spaceship.

Easy to use, easier to love

Peeling and sticking is satisfying in a way that should be studied. You’ll appreciate how simple it is: choose a clean surface, peel the backing, place the sticker, and press out any air bubbles. If you’re the kind of person who agonizes over the exact placement of everything — well, you can reposition during the initial placement window. Once it’s on, it stays on, unless you want it gone, in which case it peels off cleanly without leaving that greasy glue ring that manufacturers used to think was charming.

Care tips (because you will ask)

• Clean surface with rubbing alcohol before applying for the best adhesion.
• Avoid dishwashers or high-heat drying when stickers are on drinkware if you want them to last the longest possible time (hand washing is gentler).
• If a corner starts to lift, press it back down or trim if necessary — no forensic expertise required.

Packaging and what’s inside the pack

When the pack arrives, you’ll find 100 stickers with a variety of designs: NASA logos, astronauts in heroic and inexplicably casual poses, planets with personality, rockets that lean into the dramatic, and a few extraterrestrials who look like they took a wrong turn at a science fiction convention. Each sticker is sized to be useful — not too big for your keys, not too small for your statement-making water bottle.

Return policy and satisfaction

If one of these stickers fails to lift your mood or to resonate with your aesthetic sense of cosmic chic, our return policy is straightforward. You’ll be able to contact support and we’ll make it right. We’re big on making you happy with the purchase because nothing in the world is worse than an unwanted sticker, except maybe one that gets stuck to the inside of your suitcase when you need it least.

Final bits you’ll appreciate

• Great for classrooms, birthday favors, and team-building crafts.
• A low-cost way to personalize mass-produced goods.
• Encourages creativity in people who might otherwise take life too seriously.

Put them on your water bottle, slap one on your skateboard, and let people know you like things that are a little bit bold and a little bit absurd. You’ll own the tiniest edge of the cosmos, and it will be wonderfully sticky.

100pcs Space Stickers Pack for Water Bottles, NASA Logo Astronaut Vinyl Sticker for Hydroflask Helmet Laptop Skateboard, Waterproof Decals Gifts for Kids Teens Boys Adults

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100pcs Space Stickers Pack for Water Bottles, NASA Logo Astronaut Vinyl Sticker for Hydroflask Helmet Laptop Skateboard, Waterproof Decals Gifts for Kids Teens Boys Adults

Why these stickers will make you feel better than a space shuttle

You know that moment when you open your closet and find a hoodie you bought nine years ago and for some inexplicable reason haven’t thrown away? These stickers are like that hoodie — comforting, slightly ridiculous, and very likely to make people assume you’re more interesting than you actually are. You get 100 pieces of astronauty, NASA-branded, cosmic goodness sized between 2 and 3.5 inches so they fit on your Hydroflask, laptop, helmet, skateboard — and, yes, the thermos you keep on your desk because you’re trying to pretend you drink enough water.

They’re vinyl PVC, waterproof, and sun-proof. Meaning: you can stick them on a water bottle and not have them slough off like that high school poster you tried to hang with tape. They keep their color, which is a pleasant surprise if you’ve ever watched stickers fade under southern-hemisphere sun. They’re easy to stick and peel, so you can rearrange your life without a second mortgage.

What you’ll get

• 100 space-themed stickers, each between 2 and 3.5 inches
• NASA logos, astronauts, planets, and miscellaneous charming space paraphernalia
• Premium vinyl PVC construction: waterproof and UV-resistant
• Easy-peel backing for quick application and repositioning
• A variety large enough to cover multiple devices or to hand out at parties where you hope everyone will wear them, but you’ll probably be the only one who does

Product specs

How you’ll use them (and why it matters)

You stick one on your water bottle and instantly you feel like you own something. Not a house, not a dog — just an object that looks like it has a personality. You put another on your laptop lid; suddenly your email strikes you as less existential. You give a few to your nephew and watch him peel them off one by one like he’s uncovering treasure. If you’re the sort of person who writes grocery lists on sticky notes and then leaves them on the counter for weeks, these stickers are small victories you can win in a single afternoon.

They’re great for personalization. You’ll label luggage with an astronaut to avoid running mad in an airport carousel. You’ll slap one on a skateboard and feel temporarily brave. You’ll even put a tiny planet on a journal and think, briefly, that your handwriting has improved.

Application tips (you will thank yourself)

• Clean the surface: wipe with alcohol or a mild soap and water, then dry. No residue, no air bubbles, no excuses.
• Plan placement: peel slowly — you can reposition if you mess up, but less fuss means more time for staring at your handiwork.
• Press firmly: use your fingers or a soft cloth to smooth out air pockets. Watch it adhere like a promise.
• For curved surfaces: warm gently with your hands or a hairdryer (low heat) to help the vinyl conform.

Why these aren't just for kids (and why that’s good)

Adults buy these too. Maybe you’re buying them for a classroom or a party, or maybe you’re the adult who keeps a secret drawer of stickers. There’s relief in sticking a little astronaut on your coffee tumbler and acknowledging that you, like the rest of humanity, occasionally need to feel small and gleeful simultaneously. They make thoughtful gifts: a small, affordable token to say “I saw this and it made me think of you” without the commitment of a sweater.

If you’re shopping for the kid in your life, congratulations: you will become the person who hands out stickers and can never be unliked in the same hour. If you’re buying for yourself, congratulations too — for reasons that will become obvious as the stickers accumulate.

Durability and care (so your astronaut can endure more than a shower)

These stickers are made to outlast questionable fashion choices and occasional regret. They’re waterproof and sun-proof, so whether it rains, you spill coffee, or your bottle sits in the window for a week while you read a novel you keep meaning to finish, the colors will stay bold. The vinyl PVC resists peeling and cracking, though like all good things, they’re not immortal. If you wash your bottle with a bottle brush like you’re scrubbing a pan, expect the edges to wear after a while. If you hand wash gently, they’ll stick around like an agreeable roommate.

Gift ideas (you will look thoughtful)

• Party favors for birthdays: hand out little astronauts and watch the room become inexplicably cosmopolitan.
• Back-to-school packs: tuck a few inside lunch boxes for instant approval.
• Secret Santa additions: add an astronaut to a mug for a gift that says, “I know you.”
• Care packages: send one to someone who’s moved away and needs something to stick on a lamp.

A weird but true promise

If you’re the sort of person who believes in fate, these stickers will not change that. If you’re the sort of person who knows that small rituals can make mornings easier, you’ll find them comforting. If you think sticker application could solve interpersonal issues, I can’t promise that — but you will enjoy the act itself. There’s a kind of quiet joy in peeling paper backing off and watching a little piece of art attach to an object you touch daily. It’s tactile, immediate, and slightly triumphant.

Who shouldn’t buy these (so you don’t waste time)

• If you reject whimsy on principle, these will sit in a drawer and scowl at you.
• If you demand nothing but matte black minimalism in your belongings, you’ll be irritated by these cheerful icons.
• If you plan to use them as permanent automotive decals (they’re durable, but not an automotive-grade commitment), consider something heavier-duty.

Final notes about the pack (because clarity is kind)

You receive a mixed assortment of NASA logos, astronauts, planets, and space-themed illustrations in varying sizes between 2 and 3.5 inches. The adhesive is designed for multiple surfaces and is easy to peel and reposition when you change your mind — as you inevitably will. These stickers are made from premium vinyl PVC to resist water and sun fading, so your designs stay vivid through daily use.

You should buy this pack if you want to personalize your gear, make a small but meaningful gift, or simply perform the surprisingly satisfying act of sticking tiny astronauts onto the things you own. You will not become an astronaut by buying them, but for a moment, you’ll feel like you belong to a nicer corner of the galaxy.